it should come as no surprise really. Consider how many people use social networks like Facebook on a regular basis. But looking for love there seems like a mix of creepy with a dash of stalker. But with online dating sites the members are all share a common interest. To find someone of reasonable compatibility that they might try going out with, and see where it leads.

Let’s suppose you don’t want to use online dating or personals websites. Well, you can always try the bar scene, or beg your friends for introductions. If you find yourself having trouble meeting others, there is hope. Put an end to the lonely weekends and say hello to the D.E.N.N.I.S. System of Seduction.

Where’s the love? Wikipedia, in all its collective wisdom, has this to say about our most elusive objective. Does True Love exist only in movies and music?

True love may refer to:

Film

• True Love (1989 film), directed by Nancy Savoca
• True Love (1992 film), starring Maggie Cheung
• True Love (2004 film), an LGBT-related film
• True Love, a 2005 film directed by Kyi Soe Tun

Music

• “True Love” (song), by Cole Porter
• True Love (Pat Benatar album)
• True Love (Crystal Gayle album)
• True Love (Toots & the Maytals album)
• “True Love” (Elliott Smith song)
• “True Love” (Lil’ Romeo song)
• “True Love” (Soldiers of Jah Army song)
• “True Love”, a song by Angels & Airwaves from I-Empire
• “True Love,” a song by Madina Lake from From Them, Through Us, to You

Other uses

• True Love (video game)
• “True Love” (short story), by Isaac Asimov
• “True Love” (Dawson’s Creek episode)

See also

• The Truelove
• Romance (love)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tricker treat, Bobby. A happening guy!

For the Guys (stay away from saying any of these!)

1. Let’s walk. You could use the excercise.
2. Is that what you’re wearing?
3. She’s hot
4. Do you really need another pair of shoes?
5. You didn’t tell me that you have a cute/hot girlfriend.

Honorable mentions include “Your time of the month, huh?” and “You look just like your mother.”

And now, the ladies! That’s right, it works both ways and there are things you should never say to a man.

1. We need to talk.
2. I just want to be friends
3. Do you think she’s pretty?
4. Size doesn’t matter.
5. What are you thinking about?

We have more honorable mentions – “Do you know anyone for my friend” and “Can I be honest with you?”

We’ve all heard some real winners, but these are a few of our favorites for Worst Pickup Lines…

• “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
• “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
• “Do you come here often” (Old, yet still popular!)
• “Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
• “Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue? “
• “I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.”
• “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
• “Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.”
• “I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”
• “Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!”

Yes, they’re bad alright, and yet some guys continue to use them thinking its a smooth move. We can only imagine they were taught by their fathers.