“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” – Robert Heinlein

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” – Wendy Liebman

“Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you’re settling.” – unknown

“Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork – but so can a bikini.” – Ed Parish

“A man who is separated from his wife, but not quite divorced yet, is suing eHarmony.com for refusing to help him find a date… Ah, Man, it’s sad to see what’s happened to Nick Lachey, isn’t it?” - Jay Leno

“Let’s face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you’ll end up naked at the end of it.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.” - Jenny McCarthy

“FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. ” – Dictionary of Dating

“A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.” - Monica Piper