
We’ve all heard some real winners, but these are a few of our favorites for Worst Pickup Lines…
- “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
- “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
- “Do you come here often” (Old, yet still popular!)
- “Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
- “Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue? “
- “I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.”
- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
- “Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.”
- “I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”
- “Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!”
Yes, they’re bad alright, and yet some guys continue to use them thinking its a smooth move. We can only imagine they were taught by their fathers.


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